"what do u want to be when u grow up"
being a waiter’s alright. i mean its not the best but at least it puts food on the table
Having a bread fetish must involve a lot of roll play
it’s not like they just want it over and bun with…
Why did the elephants get kicked out of the pool?
They kept dropping their trunks
Where is the “stepped on lego” or “stepped on pronged plug”?
need a laugh? find one yourself. welcome to the real world dumbass
I am very angry for not being born with the ability to sing or draw.
what is this show it looks like a showcase of Rihanna’s hair through the ages
hey remember that law i forget exactly how it goes but its something along the lines of ‘if you murder someone you go to jail’ whatever happened to that? is that still a thing
"hey my friend thinks ur cute"
this is like my third favorite thing ever
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