"too vague" writes my English teacher on my essay
kind of like the instructions you gave us you piece of shit
"suck my dick"
"nah sorry i have a shrimp allergy"
Ellen winning her 14th People’s Choice Award
"Well, bitch, that’s what happens when you’re fucking Ellen DeGeneres."
*gasp* wait so are those actual horns on her head
it’s not just part of a head dress kind of thing?
this just got like a billion times better
LOOK AT THE EARS
ARE WE FINALLY ACKNOWLEDGING THE FAIRY THING
OH MY GOD MY LIFE JUST TURNED UPSIDE DOWN
this was like two years ago
but anyways so in this one part of my house there’s these three steps but omg they’re deadly
one time i was eating cereal and i slipped and fell and passed out and my cereal got everywhere. My sister said the last thing I yelled before I passed out was
i’m not ashamed of this anymore this is real this is me
i hate it when u stop being friends w someone or u break up w someone cos uve got all this information about them like at the back of ur mind like their birthday or their favorite game or whatever, and even years later things will come up and you’ll think about that person and its like. oh. and it never really Stops
characters that go from villain to weird family member give me strength
ok let me show you guys a thing
if that’s not perfect casting then i don’t know what is.
tumblr do not send me ‘right now on tumblr’ emails. i know what is happening right now on tumblr because i am on tumblr right now. i am always on tumblr. i do not leave this fucking website. what makes you think it is ok to taunt me like that.