hello 911 yes i’d like to report a murder
this bitch killed my vibe
i don’t understand shark movies i mean just get out of the water
THE FIRST THING I THOUGHT WAS
THEY CAN’T GET OUT OF THE WATER
I LAUGHED SO LOUDLY AT THIS OMFG
but mashed, they’re PURPLE??
AND WHEN SKINNED, WE SEE THE INSIDES ARE GREEN?????
WHAT THE EVERLIVING FUCK, BLUEBERRIES?!
“like 2 peas in a pod,” i sob from my confinement within the pod
every times this comes around I laugh harder than the time before
my brother yelled “HOLLA” at me and he was like “you’re supposed to say holla back” and I immediately replied “I ain’t no holla back girl” and it’s an hour later and I’m still laughing