• regular people in the shower: wash, rinse and repeat
  • me in the shower: accepting award
  • me in the shower: pretending i'm filming for a shampoo commercial
  • me in the shower: pretending i'm in a scene of my favourite tv show
  • me in the shower: life problems
  • me in the shower: performing while on tour
  • me in the shower: ellen is pulling a prank on me
  • me in the shower: singing titanium pretending anna kendrick is naked in front of me

darrynek:

hello 911 yes i’d like to report a murder

this bitch killed my vibe

destiel-is-music:

parttimeyoutuber:

cockyteenblogger:

i don’t understand shark movies i mean just get out of the water

THE FIRST THING I THOUGHT WAS

THEY CAN’T GET OUT OF THE WATER

THEY’RE SHARKS

I LAUGHED SO LOUDLY AT THIS OMFG 

oh fuck.

Blueberries piss me the fuck off

all1sees:

They’re BLUE.

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but mashed, they’re PURPLE??

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AND WHEN SKINNED, WE SEE THE INSIDES ARE GREEN?????

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WHAT THE EVERLIVING FUCK, BLUEBERRIES?!

white people.

white people.

msjewbooty:

“like 2 peas in a pod,” i sob from my confinement within the pod

mishjerry: every times this comes around I laugh harder than the time before

mishjerry:

every times this comes around I laugh harder than the time before

lynzave:

my brother yelled “HOLLA” at me and he was like “you’re supposed to say holla back” and I immediately replied “I ain’t no holla back girl” and it’s an hour later and I’m still laughing 

katherlne:

why do u need a quality blog when u can have a quality log
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