burrgerking:

"what do u want to be when u grow up"

not u

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lameprlncess:

being a waiter’s alright. i mean its not the best but at least it puts food on the table

the-queen-of-puns:

lord-kitschener:

Having a bread fetish must involve a lot of roll play

it’s not like they just want it over and bun with…

the-queen-of-puns:

Why did the elephants get kicked out of the pool?
They kept dropping their trunks

theamericankid:

Where is the “stepped on lego” or “stepped on pronged plug”?

nayx:

need a laugh?  find one yourself.  welcome to the real world dumbass

sorry:

I am very angry for not being born with the ability to sing or draw.

cleopatronising:

what is this show it looks like a showcase of Rihanna’s hair through the ages

sitcorn:

hey remember that law i forget exactly how it goes but its something along the lines of ‘if you murder someone you go to jail’ whatever happened to that? is that still a thing

at the club

gotitforcheap:

"hey my friend thinks ur cute"

*looks over*

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argea:

this is like my third favorite thing ever

argea:

this is like my third favorite thing ever

histozyme:

send your pics at vjug@wupics.com

nyctaeus:

On the streets of Ferguson, Missouri. 
Photos by Alex Welch